You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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