i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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