I'm really into asian looking animals
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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