I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
The ass gains better be worth it
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