Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
time to smoke my breakfast
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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