Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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