so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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