ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
