this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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