There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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