its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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