Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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