he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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