Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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