i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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