what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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