Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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