I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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