my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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