im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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