is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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