You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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