no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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