it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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