I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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