And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
