hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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