I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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