You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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