How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
