so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
home. puking in laundry basket.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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