my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I didn't notice because vodka
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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