i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This baby is an asshole
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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