Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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