Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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