So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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