I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
