i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
jump out the window naked night went bad
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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