problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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