Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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