Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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