Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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