I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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