I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
