Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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