it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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