you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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