Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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