I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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