I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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