Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is her dick bigger than yours?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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