I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i think i have two assholes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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